I think I'm sick

I think I'm sick

Somewhere in a rundown building across the city, a support group holds their weekly gathering.

Me: "My name is Mumzy.."

Everyone: *acknowledges my self-introduction weakly* "Hi Mumzyyyyy..."

Me: "...and I have adultitis..."

Everyone: *gets up and rubs my shoulder gently, some coo, some even weep*

Adultitis is a common condition occurring in people between the ages of 21–121,

marked by chronic dullness, mild depression, moderate to extremely high stress levels,

a general fear of change, and, in some extreme cases, the inability to smile.

Patients can appear aimless, discontent, and anxious about many things.

Onset can be accelerated by an excess burden of bills, overwhelming responsibilities,

or a boring life. Generally, individuals in this condition are not fun to be around.

SOooooooo!!!!!!!

Kapish!!!!!!!!!!